<html><img src="jeans.png"></html>\nYou turn the handle on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a sound of a hammer striking metal. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. A pair of denim jeans emerges. You try them on. They do not fit you. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="pie.png"></html>\nYou turn the right handle counterclockwise on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a sinister heat! The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. After a few minutes, it cools down again. The secondary output opens. A metallic arm places a freshly baked pie in your hands. Your nose experiences olfactory sensations beyond what you thought was possible. Your understanding of the limits of smells has grown. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
This is the future! You are in the future! Your future is THE DEVICE. [[Please approach THE DEVICE|default]].
<html><img src="sandwich.png"></html>\nYou turn the right handle counterclockwise on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits an sinister chord. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. A freshly made sandwich emerges and descends by miniature parachute. Your hunger will be sated. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="thedevice_crimson.png"></html>\nYou press the red button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE begins to shake violently! The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to CRIMSON. The rotatable handle on the left can be turned [[clockwise|confusion]]. The handle on the right has locked to its current position. There are four buttons that can be pressed: a [[red button|murder]], a [[blue button|default]], an [[orange button|clowns]], and another [[red button|glass]].
<html><img src="curse.png"></html>\nYou turn the handle on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a sound of rattling bones. THE DEVICE prints the word "IDENTITY" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. A bolt of lightning is fired from the secondary output window. You are struck by the lightning. Should you attempt to pronounce your name, you will only speak gibberish. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
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<html><img src="balloon.png"></html>\nYou turn the right handle counterclockwise on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a crackling noise. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. A balloon emerges and floats slowly to the ground at your feet. You have learned an important lesson. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="thedevice_crimson.png"></html>\nYou press the red button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a high pitched whine interspersed with growling. The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to CRIMSON. On the left is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[clockwise|jeans]]. On the right is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[counterclockwise|curse]]. All four buttons on the face of THE DEVICE are stuck in place and cannot be pressed at this time.
<html><img src="refreshment.png"></html>\nYou turn the left handle clockwise on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a sound of churning liquid. THE DEVICE prints the word "HYDRATION" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. A metallic arm places a glass of freshly squeezed lemonade in your hands. Your unyielding thirst will finally be quenched. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="thedevice_indigo.png"></html>\nYou press the blue button THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a quiet sound of a rushing river. The primary and secondary output windows change color to INDIGO. The handle on the left has locked to its current position. The rotatable handle on the right can be turned [[counterclockwise|sandwich]]. There are four buttons that can be pressed: a [[red button|default]], a [[blue button|pillow]], an [[orange button|clowns]], and another [[red button|glass]].
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<html><img src="net.png"></html>\nYou press the orange button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits the sound of fabric being stitched together. THE DEVICE prints the word "ENTRAPMENT" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to CITRUS. The secondary output window opens. A small net is fired at you. You are trapped in the net, unable to escape. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="thedevice_indigo.png"></html>\nYou press the blue button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE begins to bark like a dog. The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to INDIGO. On the left is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[clockwise|chalk]]. On the right is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[counterclockwise|knife]]. All four buttons on the face of THE DEVICE are stuck in place and cannot be pressed at this time.
<html><img src="knife.png"></html>\nYou turn the handle on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a sound of churning liquid. THE DEVICE prints the word "MULTIPLICITY" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. A knife flies out from the opening and lands behind you. It is well-balanced and sharp. This object will unlock many possibilities in your future. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="murder.png"></html>\nYou press the red button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE buzzes loudly three times. THE DEVICE prints the word "DELETION" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to CITRUS. A beam of crimson light shines out from the secondary output window. Your body is annihilated summarily. You have been freed from the bounds of the physical. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="confusion.png"></html>\nYou turn the left handle clockwise on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE begins to emit the sound of a high pitched siren at regular intervals. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. Your brain is riddled with disconnected thoughts. Suddenly, the siren stops, and your normal thought patterns resume. Your brain is stable once again. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="watch.png"></html>\nYou turn the left handle clockwise on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits an ominous hum. THE DEVICE prints the word "CORRECTION" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. Your wrist tingles for a moment. You check your watch. It has been repaired. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="thedevice_lime.png"></html>\nYou press the other red button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits the sound of glass shattering. The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to LIME. On the left is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[clockwise|knife]]. On the right is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[counterclockwise|jeans]]. All four buttons on the face of THE DEVICE are stuck in place and cannot be pressed at this time.
<html><img src="thedevice_pumpkin.png"></html>\nYou press the orange button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits quiet beeps in an irregular pattern. The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to PUMPKIN. The rotatable handle on the left can be turned [[clockwise|refreshment]]. The handle on the right has locked to its current position. There are four buttons that can be pressed: a [[red button|insubordination]], a [[blue button|dogs]], an [[orange button|net]], and another [[red button|default]].
<html><img src="thedevice_maroon.png"></html>\nTHE DEVICE towers quietly before you. The primary output window is currently MAROON. The secondary output window is currently MAROON. The tertiary output window has half a sheet of blank paper sticking out of it. On the left is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[clockwise|watch]]. On the right is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[counterclockwise|balloon]]. There are also four buttons that can be pressed: a [[red button|anger]], a [[blue button|calm]], an [[orange button|curiosity]], and another [[red button|cheek]].
<html><img src="thedevice_lime.png"></html>\nYou press the other red button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a sound like tearing paper. The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to LIME. The handle on the left has locked to its current position. The rotatable handle on the right can be turned [[counterclockwise|pie]]. There are three buttons that can be pressed: a [[red button|insubordination]], a [[blue button|dogs]], and an [[orange button|default]]. The other red button on the face of THE DEVICE is stuck in place and cannot be pressed right now.
<html><img src="chalk.png"></html>\nYou turn the handle on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a smell of burning rubber. The primary output window changes color to AQUAMARINE. The secondary output window opens. Three pieces of white chalk roll out. When you pick them up, chalk dust coats your hands. Your grip strength has improved. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//
<html><img src="thedevice_pumpkin.png"></html>\nYou press the orange button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits a honking noise. The primary and secondary output windows have changed color to PUMPKIN. On the left is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[clockwise|curse]]. On the right is a rotatable handle which can be turned [[counterclockwise|chalk]]. All four buttons on the face of THE DEVICE are stuck in place and cannot be pressed at this time.
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<html><img src="pillow.png"></html>\nYou press the blue button on THE DEVICE. THE DEVICE emits the sound of a deck of cards being shuffled. THE DEVICE prints the word "RESTORATION" on a piece of paper emitted from its tertiary output window. The primary output window changes color to CITRUS. The secondary output window opens. A white pillow with a floral pattern embroided on it falls to the ground at your side. With this, your body will know comfort while reclining. You can finally rest. THE DEVICE has aided you greatly today.\n\n//YOU WIN//